My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.

“Right at the edge is where you’ll find me. The edge of the middle.”

“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and ma…”

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”