My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close the door.

“A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable repla…”

“Mrder—all I need is u.”

“Don’t point your accusatory finger at me, unless you want me to wrap my hand ar…”

“Word of mouth—it's more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word o…”