My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water.

“It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter h…”

“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”

“I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.”

“The same as real life, there is no happily ever after.”