My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I answered the door in my towel. I know it was a little indecent, but I didn’t have time to dry off and change out of my wetsuit.

“I’m losing more hours of sunlight at night than anywhere else.”

“My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offend…”