My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like straw, and now it tastes like hay.

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“A brick could be crushed, mixed with water, and drunk like a sports drink. And …”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”