My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like Mr. Morse, tapping out the code of love.

“If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.”

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“Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as…”