My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”

“A trophy isn’t about the hardware, the gold-painted statue mounted on marble, i…”

“The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I …”

“Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank …”