My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say if I asked you to turquoise?

“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts i…”

“My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, consi…”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as i…”