My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.

“I'd be there no matter what she chose, even if she wanted another lover, anothe…”

“He was wide-eyed as he spoke. “He says you are a nut and I am a nut.”

“Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face if he wanted to.”

“If wishes were fishes, this whole place would really stink.”