My internal voice raised its decibel level. Sam O. Same

“If you give me a gift, it’d be insulting to pay you, because I’d be denying you…”

“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on s…”

“Don’t expect my hand to extend out of her vagina and accept the charity of stra…”

“If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disapp…”