My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit.

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, bu…”

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”