My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and it’ll be around after my first name dies (my first name will die with me). I wish my first name were 12:34 AM, so I’d always be ascending.

“I’ve demanded of myself to be more demanding of others.”

“I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.”

“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”