My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

“His face frightened me, as it did everyone; but not because it was brutal, not …”

“I am not good at deception,' said Tuesday gloomily, flushing.Right, my boy, rig…”

“I will not call it my philosophy; for I did not make it. God and humanity made …”

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”