My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My …”

“I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being …”

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“Your face influences your life, because it effects how people treat you. Someti…”