My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut off my eyelids, and I’ve been living in darkness since.

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I …”

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole …”

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the mo…”