My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body.

“We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had t…”

“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think …”

“If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the pi…”

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take i…”