My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the …”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”

“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”