My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

“It’s been said that the urine of a person with diabetes is sweet, and I want to…”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have…”