My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”

“I want to take a sponge bath, but first I need to take that sponge and wash the…”

“I don’t wear boat shoes—I wear yacht shoes. It’s not just that they’re bigger, …”

“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”