My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

“I wear my shirts inside out, because I’m an introvert.”

“The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the w…”

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that …”

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”