My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I know, because your heart fits perfectly inside mine.


“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician…”

“What does a man do when he robs a bank? Last week I ran like hell.”

“My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but…”