My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.

“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the …”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”