My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.)


“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring …”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”

“I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I have the definition of a dictionary. If you…”

“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once al…”