My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.

“Words are all we’ve got. Besides, of course, actions. But you can’t print out a…”

“Borrowing from Pythagoras, I’ve worked out the equation to a love triangle: A2 …”

“One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and then it’s not only a wall, i…”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll b…”