My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—which makes it hermaphroditic, as it occupies both ends of the spectrum equally.

“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the …”

“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”