My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.

“I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my hea…”

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”