My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late…”

“My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower.”

“I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.”