My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easi…”

“My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, pro…”

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody ca…”