My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians an…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”