My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I didn’t kill him.

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are you…”

“The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between …”

“You’ll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into st…”

“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”