My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start …”

“I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, …”

“I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and …”