My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all…”

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“Rhode Island knows, but is Del aware?”

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”