My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

“I am a single drop of blood trying to mix in with billions of red paint splatte…”

“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because…”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper whil…”