My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right th…”

“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

“I stand to inherit a lot from my father, including high cholesterol and diabete…”