My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of…”

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”