My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime number seven. Isn’t that odd?

“Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be.”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, e…”