My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t want to retire at the same age as a road’s speed limit—unless that speed limit is 35. Live slow, die old.

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while y…”

“A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, …”

“I wear my shirts inside out, because I’m an introvert.”

“I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.”