My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.

“The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were st…”

“‎A different toothbrush waits in every time zone.”

“Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth”

“Imag­ine how you’d feel if your whole life turned in­to a job you couldn’t stan…”