My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was t…”

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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“We didn’t know each other, but that didn’t stop me from ignoring him.”