My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.

“I’m not Hispanic, I’m His panic. Who is He? He is the startled.”

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”

“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”