My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.

“There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as lo…”

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”

“If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.”