My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but that’s OK, because sometimes it feels like I’m being followed by a black midget.

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”

“I have no regrets. Just original grets.”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”

“I know what it means to be alone, especially in a large group of clones.”