My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I go to find my inner Astaire.

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especial…”

“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”