My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in eve…”

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”