My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talk…”

“After I’m famous, I want my statue to be made out of beige Jell-O, and I want t…”