My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”