My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.

“If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peace…”

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”

“The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, beca…”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”