My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much cologne. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One …” “She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of …” “I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.” “How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.”