My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m drinking iced tea.

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.”

“A real criminal mastermind isn’t known as a criminal mastermind, because how go…”

“Weeping willows remind me of summer. And sadness. I wonder if tissues are made …”