My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.


“Sleep: to see and do, and do nothing.”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m t…”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”

“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same…”